Best one liners dating
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Some forums can only be seen by registered members. You have a perfect set of legs, feet on one end, ..... I luv a pair of legs that makes an arse outta themselves!
Your date wants to get to know you at their leisure, not read what effectively sounds like a background check compiled by a paranoid bot. That means no chat-up lines, no jokes so wet you could wring them like a sponge, and no over-complicated puns. "Dog lover and kitten lover" might make girls want to BFF you, but they won't want to go on a date with you. "Lover of hugs and Sunday snuggles" might make someone deliver a bucket of sick to your front door.
Rule number five: No to the ironic "I'm a dick" bio. You lay out any stereotypical criticism you think someone might throw at you and you own it.
•Go ape-shit on her if she doesn't reply immediately.
Saying a simple, "hi", "hello," or "whassup," makes you easy to ignore and forget. If your ego is sore because she didn't respond, an 'unmatch' is all that is needed. Asking if she wants anal in your first sentence isn't the way to go.
We've got to give these guys credit for at least making us laugh.
It's not easy approaching girls, what with our high standards, resting bitch face, and what not.
Any bio that states your job, height, university, address and siblings is an immediate turn-off. Please register to post and access all features of our very popular forum. Over ,000 in prizes has already been given out to active posters on our forum. Life is too short to not laugh every chance you get! This naf cliché only works in person and only if you’re stupidly good-looking. The alternative: There is no alternative compliment. You can make a comment about their unusual name, their nationality, their university, just not what they look like. If a girl does reply to this, it’s probably a joke. You're about to embark on your fifth date, and this fifth date has occurred a week after the fourth date, and these five dates have been regular.
Save the genuine compliments for when you've actually secured a date. She’s probably with a group of friends, tinder trolling her friend’s account, and she’s drunk. " Is she wearing a vintage Adidas jumper that you have too? That means weekly, if you live in the same city, and haven't been on holiday.For example: ' No I won't call you back after the first date, and no I don't want you to be my girlfriend.